- Thou shalt not shower without an audience for the next 5 years (minimum)
- Thou also shalt not use the toilet in peace.
- Thou shalt only drink cold cups of tea
- Thou shalt not covet your old perky boobs but instead rejoice in your new, more practical, cows udders.
- Thou shalt not sleep. Ever. Again.
- Thou shalt not leave the house without your Mary Poppins handbag in tow.
- Thou shalt not take Mr Tumble’s name in vain
- Thou shalt use baby wipes to form the basis of all cleanliness for both your child, yourself and your home from this day forth.
- Thou shalt not commit murder when your husband arrives home from work and wakes thy sleeping child after thou has spent two hours rocking her to sleep
- Thou shalt not hide in the cupboard drinking wine so that thou children leave you alone
I was nodding along all the way through – privacy is like gold dust after kids come along! 🙂 #fabfridaypost
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Haha! Fab! Thou agree with all the commandments above! Especially, not committing murder one! lol!
Thank you so much for linking up with us on #FabFridayPost 🙂 x
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Oh thank goodness it’s not just me! I have three year old and I swear my handbag has got bigger the older he has got! And the babywipe thing?! That has been a guilty secret for so long – but no more!
Great post 🙂 #FabFridayPost
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I know! I feel like a pack horse I have to take so much stuff with me! x
I’m yet to get there, but I’ll remember these for later 😛
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Loving number 4! And it’s so funny how they always want to come into the loo with you. It’s not just me either-Piglet will follow my mother in there too, and even tries to go into the loo with my brothers! Thanks for linking up with #FabFridayPost
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I remember when going to the toilet by yourself counted as living the dream! Thank goodness the Tubblet grew out of that one.